I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything
update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls
don’t you have clothes in your closet
ive got friends in ghana paris scotland italy london and mexico rn and i am here in this sad american bedroom on the internet why are all of my friends world travellers but me
*laughs at you from mexico*
…..who are you. we arent even friends
i was speaking to a customer in Japanese once at work and my coworker overheard me and later in the break room he said to our other coworkers “man Andrew was over there speakin Naruto”
The Simpsons was the most honest show out there
black mommy daughter excellenceRIKKI! This gon be is one day
Too beautiful not the reblog
love seeing my mini and I in this photo set.
Robin Williams just got stuck in Jumanji again… that’s what happened, right?