Let’s show up uninvited to a public place! #anarchy
2001 is sacred
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.
That makes it a plant.
Chocolate is salad.
"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment
im at the gas station and i just witnessed a little boy steal 2 fun sized twix bars by shoving them in his afro this child is resourceful and he will go far in life
|friend:||*whispering* if you're stupid say "what"|
|OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST|
|I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME|
|SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.|
|JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.|