May 2013
reelesleigh:
kinda mad that i cant breathe underwater
canadianslut:
I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
shutupaubrey:
you’ll find another girl man stop
grapewallofchina:
ryahn:
grapewallofchina:
80% exhaustion 10% sarcasm 20% dont care
that’s 110 percent
20% of me doesn’t care
wholocked-theimpala:
the man gazed upon jesus and said to him, “is it you? our lord and savior jesus christ?”
and jesus turned to him and replied, “bitch i might be”
sierraaubrey:
seoul-vips:
‘we find lob, hope...
darrynek:
the nominees are
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
adele
paradoxes-andtheoxfordcomma:
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
what part of the alphabet is the wettest?
H to O
fuck you and this joke man i spent like 5 minutes going “H I J K L M N O?” how are they wet
chinchillaghosts:
wivernryder:
chinchillaghosts:
heyfunnie:
why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”
because i need money
what do you want me to say omfg
I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
what is Batman’s favourite store?
lolzpicx:
shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit:
i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like
ghost-anus:
yourswiftles:
so I am looking through my photo booth pictures on my laptop bc I have no life
and I find these
i doNT UNDERSTAND
I AM A WHITE 15 YEAR OLD GIRL
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THESE PEOPLE BEFORE
HELP ME
paranormal blacktivity
a reminder that mental illnesses are actual life-altering disorders and not quirky or cute fashion accessories
tvverkin:
typical conversation with kids im not friends with
