reelesleigh: kinda mad that i cant breathe underwater
canadianslut: I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
shutupaubrey: you’ll find another girl man stop
grapewallofchina: ryahn: grapewallofchina: 80% exhaustion 10% sarcasm 20% dont care that’s 110 percent 20% of me doesn’t care
wholocked-theimpala: the man gazed upon jesus and said to him, “is it you? our lord and savior jesus christ?” and jesus turned to him and replied, “bitch i might be”
sierraaubrey: seoul-vips: ‘we find lob, hope...
darrynek: the nominees are leonardo dicaprio leonardo dicaprio leonardo dicaprio leonardo dicaprio leonardo dicaprio and the winner is *opens envelope* adele
paradoxes-andtheoxfordcomma: rneerkat: rneerkat: what part of the alphabet is the wettest? H to O fuck you and this joke man i spent like 5 minutes going “H I J K L M N O?” how are they wet
chinchillaghosts: wivernryder: chinchillaghosts: heyfunnie: why is bob short for robert how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’? How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”? you ask him nicely
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here” because i need money what do you want me to say omfg I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
what is Batman’s favourite store?
shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit: i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like
ghost-anus: yourswiftles: so I am looking through my photo booth pictures on my laptop bc I have no life and I find these i doNT UNDERSTAND I AM A WHITE 15 YEAR OLD GIRL I HAVE NEVER SEEN THESE PEOPLE BEFORE HELP ME paranormal blacktivity
a reminder that mental illnesses are actual life-altering disorders and not quirky or cute fashion accessories
tvverkin: typical conversation with kids im not friends with